Since Tinder has basically already turned hooking up into a game we decided we may as well make a drinking game for it! For those of you who already spend a few hours a night thumbing through profiles this should make things a little more interesting.
How To Play
For this game all you gotta do is get a drink ready, open up your tinder app, and get ready to follow these easy drinking rules. This game is separated into two categories; looking at female profiles and looking at male profiles.
Tinder Drinking Game Rules
Looking at female profiles
Drink whenever you see any of these things in a photo
- An animal
- Someone face that’s censored/blacked out
- Horrible cropping
- Jorts
- Duck Face
- Pregnant
Drink for every time you spot any of these phrases
- “Live, Laugh, Love”
- “Country Girl”
- “Looking for something real”
- “Not looking to hook up” (Or something similar)
- “If you can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best”
Drink for every emoji used in someones profile description.
Drink if you get a match
Drink if you get an actual reply
Drink 3 times if you know who the person is.
Drink 3 times if you get a bot. Bots are the girls/guys who use fake profile pics to hope to lure you into a phishing scam.
Finish your drink if you’ve already hooked up with that person.
Looking at Male Profiles
Drink whenever you see any of these things in a photo
- An animal
- A Car or farm vehicle
- Horrible cropping
- Jorts
- Guns
- Someone flipping the bird
- Alcohol
- Shirtless ab closeup
- A full suit
Drink for every time you spot any of these phrases
- “Looking to hook up”
- “Go to the gym”
- Any mention of an ex
Drink if you get a match
Drink if you get an actual reply
Drink 3 times if you know who the person is.
Drink 3 times if you get a bot. Bots are the girls/guys who use fake profile pics to hope to lure you into a phishing scam.
Finish your drink if you’ve already hooked up with that person.
Our tinder drinking can be pretty entertaining, especially when you notice just how common all these things are. The key is to not tell anyone you’re playing this game, unless of course they’re willing to come join you. :winking face: :smiling face: :concerned face: :cocktail shrimp: